NYC eccentricity

the A train.


she clung to his dark leather jacket as he leaned against the subway pole.

one finger nestled into the deep v of his zipper.

she didn't know the A train then.
didn't know where it would go or end up.
only that he knew.
that he would lead.
and she would continue to cling.

sometimes it feels as though the whole of the universe conspires to teach me patience.


but i am not a patient person. and very resistant to new lessons.

my friend whitney came to town for the weekend. and determined to show her the best of all five boroughs i dragged her to brooklyn for grimaldi's coal-oven pizza. grimaldi's very famous coal-oven pizza. grimaldi's you-must-often-wait-in-a-line-for coal-oven pizza.

we arrived around four hoping the line would be short. it was not. we waited for an hour. in the cold. shivering and shaking.


when we finally arrived inside we watched as everyone around received their orders.



and then sat in shock as they shut down the oven. needed to be refreshed, they said.


and so we waited another hour, pizzas flanking us on either side.

and i grew grumpy.

(attractive, no?)

and our plates just sat there.

empty.



even whitney, cool-much-more-pulled-together-than-me-whitney, grew...frustrated.



and then. miracle of miracles. it came.

the relief. the sweet, sweet relief.



grimaldi's is good. really good. always good. but not necessarily worth the two hour wait.

so, go when the crowds do not.


clearly, i still have a thing or two to learn about patience.

ugh.


this morning found me cleaning moth larvae from my kitchen ceiling.

sometimes i wish i could accurately describe just how un-glamorous new-york-city-living is.

oh wait. i just did, right?

today i went to the doctor's office in search of answers.


i found none.

nor did i find a tissue.

that's right, the doctor's office did not have tissues.

in the middle of cold and flu and h1n1 hysteria, not a tissue to be found.

can you imagine?

they offered me toilet paper or paper toweling.

and this doctor is supposed to be good, the head of female physicians in nyc.

the issue of tissue was the tip of the iceberg.

this is all to say...

i will not be returning. not ever. which i told them through tears as i {somewhat} stormed out of the office.